someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.
"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.
The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.
My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.
A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.
Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!
Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.
Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”
The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).
Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"