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Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021


Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.

Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.

by Arananthi January 4, 2012


hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 9, 2018


suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby January 11, 2016


Gubigul Monster

Humans of the female species, usually below average height. Most of these Gubiguls have been seen as 5'1. These little fuckers think they are the shit and talk a big game. While in reality, they are too scared to ask for an extra ketchup packet at Wendy's. These monsters are usually very feisty, humorous, and unnecessarily beautiful. This all to drag you in a pitfall of emotions and confusion, from which they feed on. Beware of encountering one of such Gubiguls.

You will never know what their true intentions are.

"She is so short yet so loud, is she one of those Gubigul Monsters?"

"Yea she definitely is, don't get caught up in her you will never escape"

by penzx July 29, 2021


where the monster at?

1, 2, 3, 4

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 28, 2023


tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 6, 2011