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Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,
Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?
meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.
an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.
Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.
When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.