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When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
Someone who does really stupid stuff
"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff
A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"