N-Word Pass

The pass that allows you to say "Nigga". You can only use it once though.

Me: *whips out my N-Word Pass* "NIGGA"

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Clit N' Slit

The female equivalent of Cock N' Balls, referring to the clitoris and vaginal opening combo.

He said: "Come on baby, don't you want my cock n ' balls?"

She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."

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fish n chipocrit

Someone who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Comes from Hypocrite

Here have a chicken nugget..

No thanks, I don't eat meat, only fish

so you're a "fish n chipocrit?"

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fat 'n ugly

when someone is fat while being ugly at the same time,

Person 1: hey anna you're so fat 'n ugly
Anna: *sad face*

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Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.

I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.

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Burp n blow

The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.

Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.

(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)

Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.

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poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

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