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when one has been in school all day, pulls an all-nighter and then still goes to school the following morning
how anyone can pull a night cap is beyond me.
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A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.
"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"
A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"
B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
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A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.
AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.
Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass
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When two or more people meet up any time after 9:30 (or any time after their parents go to sleep) for the sole purpose of smoking a marijuana cigar/cigarette.
Mike - Yo you trying to late night tonight?
Trent - Yeah most def son I just gotta wait till my parents fall asleep or I'll be grounded.
Mike - Sounds like a plan meet me outside.
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Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.
The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.
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You are getting a blow job and then your buddy that was hiding around the corner with a bonner sneaks up and whacks her in the head with his cock
On my wedding night I was getting a blow job and out of nowhere my brother came around the corner with his wang out and smacked a bitch in the face and ko'd her ass. "Night stick Biotch"
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When a group of guys ....(in highschool)....sit around at another guys house and masturbate and watch porn and other naughty things sometimes grls go to watch and that's okay.
Hey are you gonna go to poker night at dempsey's on sunday?
yea i can't wait
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