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Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.
Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.
Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...
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One who comes in the middle of the night and has sexual acts with you under the covers and you don't know about it until the next morning when you wake up and queef
Queef Ninjas are also known as a Queef assassin or a Queef Zilla, Queefinator
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When some takes a number 2 so quickly and quietly that the person must have the shitting skills of a Ninja.
Lawrence, you were in the bathroom for 30 seconds and you have created an odour that reminds me of a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant. That Ninja shit was so quick and quiet that I hardly noticed that you were gone.
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Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.
(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)
(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye
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1. Methamphetamine synthesized using anhydrous ammonia.
2. A person who is skilled in the art of synthesizing methamphetamine using anhydrous ammonia.
3. A person who smokes large quantities of methamphetamine.
1. Shit, is that a bag of vanilla ninja.
2. Of course I'm tweaking, I just vistited the Vanilla Ninja.
3. I bet you that vanilla ninja hasn't slept in two weeks.
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Badass, destructive... basically everything in the world that makes you glad you have a dick.
Guns are Ninja. Sex is Ninja. Killing terrorists is Ninja. Killing in general is Ninja. Bombs are Ninja. Beating someone is Ninja. Stealing massive quantities of money is Ninja. Eating meat is Ninja.
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