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A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.
It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.
Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.
or just plain intercourse
Bob: Did you see John last night?
Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.
A chin strap beard variation, that is as few possible follicles wide. The thinner it is, the better and/or douchier. Can be found commonly on the faces of frat members, pizza delivery guys, and every guy who works at hollister.
Bro #1 "Yo did you see chad's new thin strap beard?"
Bro #2 " Yeah dude, it looks like a line of ants"
When you have a long goatee or beard and you stick it down the bong pipe when you clear it, making your beard smell like pot.
He woke up in the morning with a total skunk beard