Dutch Job

When a girl gives a man oral and can not only deep throat his whole cock but then also put both his balls in her mouth and then move her head in a slight up and down motion to the point of the man ejaculating down her throat.

"oh man this girl was crazy last night she didnt just deepthroat bro she gave me a freakin dutch job"

"shut the fuck up and go give your boyfriend a dutch job ya fag"

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Dutch in the Nutch

A guy who never wears his seatbelt and uses a carpet shampooer to clean his back.

Man that Dutch in the Nutch sure is funny.

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dutch uncle

When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.

I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.

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dutch boys

Fans of the greatest band ever...DUTCH

K-Weiss: dutch boys
Glazenasties: DUTCH!!!!

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dutch rockclimbing

a sexual position involving bungee cords and the man standing up, with the woman's feet on his shoulders.

it's a good workout for the woman's calves and thighs, as well.

Girl 1: Dude! I had a really great workout last night.
Girl 2: REALLY?! Did you go to the gym?!
Girl 1: NO!!! I went DUTCH ROCKCLIMBING.

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Dutch cap

The act of shooting yourself in the mouth.

"He Dutch capped himself, blew the back of his head clean off."

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dutch rub

A Marion, Ohio based rock n' roll band noted for their on stage antics, pencil thin neck ties, their 'dutchrub.net' website and their frequent use of tobacco products.

"Hey maw," said Roy, "I'm a' gonna see them Dutch Rub boys down in Cinncy tonight."

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