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hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023


Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019


hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 22, 2017


Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 17, 2018


Black Hair

Pulls a lot of bitches

“Did you see___’s black hair
omg she’s so hot

by poifish September 15, 2022


Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 19, 2011


Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021