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usualy a beatiful girl. leeds you on. acts all sweet and nice. makes you think they realy like you. then when you fall completely head over heals in love with them... they kill it. they stomp all over your feelings. and completely fuck you up. takes months to get over it but it can completely fuck up a mans life.
Damn i was so in love with her... but she turned out to just be a man eating bitch.
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the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.
Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.
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The skin found underneath ones fingernails after digging into the buttocks of the stud you just had sex with.
"That hot guy had alot of man bacon to offer"
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A yellow circle with one quarter cut out to make a mouth
this was a big arcade game back in the day
Mommy can i have another quarter to play pac man?
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A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
Man one: I'm heading to the bar, lager?
Man two: No thanks, I'm a Guinness Man.
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When there is more than one man in a room and one of said men has "information" he is not sharing with the other men (i.e. naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend), a noble man may call upon the Man-Vote. All men present take part in the Man-Vote, voting either for or against the viewing of said information. As always, majority rule.
That fairy wouldn't show us the pictures of his girlfriend on his phone so I called a Man-Vote.
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The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!
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