Something that is not funny at all and makes me angry when a girl does to a guy and she thinks its funny and then she brags about it with her fellow women friends. NOT FUNNY. hurts like hell
What happened to me in the 7th grade
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A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)
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Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.
Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??
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The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.
"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."
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Transsexual; a male dressed up as a female with testicles.
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In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.
You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.
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The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.
Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.
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