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Knee pads for homosexuals.
Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.
When you take a bong hit up your ass, and then fart it back into said bong , then procede to rip the whole thing and hold it in as long as smugness allows.
Becky was like omg I know this guy who vapes in my philosophy class that can take a whole San Diego Hotdog in one toke...it was lit FAM.
When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.
Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.
When your partner has fallen asleep after sex, quietly slip out and exchange places with a friend who's the same sex as your partner (or the opposite sex if you're homosexual). After they've gotten comfortable together, call your partner or knock on the window. Surprise!
I donkey punched her the other day and she got me back by pulling a San Francisco Switcheroo on me.
The act of a man fucking a person doggy-style, while having a double ended dildo up his ass, and simultaneously fucking another person behind him with the opposite end of the dildo.
I was a runaway freight train on the San Francisco Railroad. My hips and ass hurt from all of the "chugging."
When a man warms white wine in his mouth and spits it into a woman's rectum. As the wine loosens the fecal matter, the man ejaculates inside the woman's butt. The backdoor is complete when the woman returns the wine into the man's mouth.
This is the same as a Turkish Backdoor, but with wine. Proponents of the San Francisco version claim the wine loosens more fecal matter than the Turkish version with water.
"Did you give her a Turkish Backdoor?"
"No, she wanted a San Francisco backdoor?"
"How many Backdoors are there?"
When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise