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Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 9, 2011


holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.

Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!

by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh snap yo fingers

like oh snap but from the song snap yo fingers (credit 2 lil jon) sted of sayin oh snap! say oh snap yo fingers!! !

mofo 1:dude your mom goes to college
mofo 2: oh snap yo fingers! ! !

by Kirk A Kaubish June 11, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal March 26, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh bee jizzle snaps

a funnier version of the word omg!

oh bee jizzle snaps thats pimp yo!

by HomieGSkilletBiscuit July 5, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


who's got the snaps on the petro

who's got the money for the gas

We rolled up to the gas station and i asked my friends,"who's got the snaps on the petro?"

by A.K.OG May 26, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


THE SNIP-SNAP O'BAMA-RAMA

The act of withdrawing your penis from a female's large ass, ejaculating upon the upper, more level area of the female's ass, creating an adhesive for ones beverage.

"I told Dwayne that if he had peformed the Snip-Snap O'bama-rama, his 32oz of Camo would have been salvaged for complete consumption.

by cLOWN DUMP COUGAR SHIT January 4, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž