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sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room
yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?
nah is just my kid danger wanking again
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A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.
Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.
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A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.
This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!
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Well basically 'girly wank' is another word for poke or finger. for those fo us who find it disturbing to say either.
This word doesn't count for facebook pokes!
''Aww that girl got a 'girly Wank' from that duuuude.''
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Wanking off to porn that is streamed via your mobile phone.
Sam: Hello Gareth, Have you christened your new mobile phone?
Gareth: You mean a stream-wank?
Sam: Yes
Gareth: Yes I was tugging one off to a video of your dad as I was walking down Oxford Street
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fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.
Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.
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An act of masturbation that exceeds 40 minutes.
When no one is coming home until the early hours of the morning and you are bored. Endurance wanking fills plenty of time.
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