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Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
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When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!
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The only way to settle a dispute before resorting to violence.
Dude: "Shotgun!"
Buddy: "Challenge!"
Both: "One two three.."
Buddy: "Fuckin hell!"
Dude: "Hahaha, you're sittin' bitch"
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It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.
sand paper suprise
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1. The nastiest chick you will ever meet
2. A word used to describe a female yielding no sexual benefit
3. See Grenade
Jon: Ey, Joe why the fuck, are you fucking that Bronte chick, bitch is like fucking sand paper, nobody wins.
Joe: Yeh, dawg I like sand paper.
Jon: Wtf?
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To do shitty stuff that kills everyones buzz at a social gathering is commonly referred to as 'party pooping'. 'Party toilet paper' is any act whereby one who has previously pooped on the party does something totally rad to undo said party poopery and bring everyone's spirits back up to awesomeness levels never anticipated.
me: Did you see that douchebag who pissed in the laundry hamper earlier? What a party pooper.
you: Ya, that was not cool, but then he totally made up for it when he brought that extra keg later! Party toilet paper!
(okay, maybe this term is pretty stupid)
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A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
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