A pillow mut is a female that is unattractive amd you dont let your friends see her....EVER.
Get out of my bed you pillow mut. Before my friends see your ugly ass.
An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
A pound of marijuana ( a vacuum sealed bag, representing a pillow )
" bro, you think your buddy has a fluffy pillow left at his crib?"
During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
A person on cocain pillows Like the items women use to apply powder to there face
Bob "Yo Hows you dad"
Germain "Not good man he's a pillow head"
Bob "Oh that sucks"
When a woman just lays their during sex and does nothing
That bitch is a pillow head no fun at all
A person (tipically a woman) who masterbaits with a pillow.
Many people enjoy the softness of a pillow. Woman typically ride a pillow in the cowgirl position, while men may thrust in between two pillows.
The visual thumping and thrusting of a woman riding a pillow is where the "Bunny" part comes from.
She is such a Pillow Bunny, she only wants to make love on top of me!