pocket pool

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

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Pocket pool

Masturbation as a pastime as in an "alternative" to going out with buddies to actually play pool (or do anything else).

Dan refused to come to the movies with us. He stayed home to play pocket pool.

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Pocket Dick

A small pocket pair in hold em poker. Fives or smaller.

Jeff will always call someones all-in bet if he has pocket dick.

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Pocket Antlered

When something gets very messed up in a certain context.

"Hey Ray, your just friggen pocket antlered bud!"
"I was just long boarding and fell. Now the J in my pocket is pocket antlered."

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Pocket talk

When a person "butt dials" you without realizing it and you can hear what they are saying. Also applies to voicemail messages left in the same manner.

"Yesterday Bill called me without realizing it and the pocket talk i heard was pretty juicy.

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woman pocket

woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!

Cops pull up....
Dude,"Oh shit the weed!"
Chick,"Quick i'll put it in my woman pocket!"

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totty pocket

While it may at first sound obscene, a totty pocket is actually a perfectly innocent term. It refers to a large, rectangular pocket on the front or side of a pair of pants, such as cargo pants. A totty pocket is often closed by button or zipper.

The word originated as a reference to Napoleon Dynamite from the scene where Napoleon stuffs a handful of tater tots into his pocket.

Dude, I think your keys just fell out of your totty pocket.

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