Rule 34.5

If it exists, there is a subreddit of it.

Anon: Nice picture of a penny. Don't you think that belongs to /r/numismatics?
OP: I didn't even realize that exists!
Anon: Dude, Rule 34.5

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Rule 43A

The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to protect it.

Person 1: I'm going to create a dark fan fiction of this innocent animé character.

Person 2: I won't let you!

Person 1: Why not?

Person 2: Rule 43A, man.

Person 1: ... Fine.

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The 10% Rule

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

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The Z Rule

The replacing of the last segment of a word with the letter z or -iz, -az, -ez or some similar form. Add whatever form fits the word or sounds the best. Best used typically in context, so as to avoid confusion when "Triz" or "Traz" could mean multiple things; tree, trash, trench, treat, Trish, triad or triarch.

Guy:"Dude, take out the triz..."
Gal:"What?"
Guy:"The Z rule...*sigh* take out the trash..."

"Exclusive message from the truz."
(Exclusive message from the trunk.)

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Rule 188

The Thot patrol is the greatest and human service in the history of mankind and you should talk to them if you need info on any girl. You know they are coming because their sirens plays XXXTentacion Yung Bratz.

Guy- Yo!Did I tell you about my new girl? She hot right?!
Freind 2- I call upon rule 188!
Freind 2 - Hey man your girl is a thot and she is going to play you hard. Don't worry I already called the thot patrol to arrest her!
*Yung Bratz plays in the distance*
Freind 2- lol rule 188

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Rule 183

If it exists, there's a speedrun of it

1: Hey that guy's doing a speedrun of Guitar Hero!
2: Rule 183, If it exists, someone has speedran it.

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Rule 152

For any given song that exists there is a dubstep version of that song.

Similar to rule 34 in that pointing out any song that has not been dubstepped, will be made into a dubstep.

Person 1: Do you think there is a dubstep for the theme of "full House"

Person 2: Of course! Rule 152, bro.

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