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rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 6, 2022


rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021


rusty alligator

A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!

Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!

by Pheenis January 7, 2017


Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021


Rusty Cherry

Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.

Example - From mud too blood the Rusty Cherry is a great date night treat

by Colton Morgan MF November 30, 2022


Rusty Cherry

When you shit of your partners balls during intercourse.

“Dude I got some rusty cherry’s last night in bed.”

by The_coolest_swaggiest_guy August 12, 2021


rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 15, 2021