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Pillar of Salt

Lots wife in the Bible became a Pilar of salt.
This phrase meaning she was a a Idol God Worshipper.
Not that she magically turned into salt.
The story of Sodomy/ Sodom, and Gomorrah.
What the story means is she returned back disobedience to the two angels that brought a king message from Yahweh, the Truth is she was burned up once entering the City with the rest of the people.

Pillar of Salt ! She became a pillar
She or He a strong God Worshipper.

by Religious Descons June 05, 2024


Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

by LumberJones April 13, 2022


Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 30, 2023


Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 20, 2017


salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 15, 2024


salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 15, 2024


Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024