In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
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A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.
"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward."
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A term used as an insult / sarcastic phrase to a person that just got salted upon.
Comes from something to do with a place in Canada, called Salty Bear. Originates from a very large town in Massachusetts called Framingham. Used excessively on the hockey and lacrosse teams in both the youth and high-school levels, as well on online video games after getting owned.
IXIBKSIXI : -- {Game Winning Kill Cam, No Scope Head Shot}
Spectators : OOHS, SALTY BEAR!!!!
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FHS Hockey Player : -- {Dangles and Scores a dirty goal}
Spectators : ooooohhhhsshhiittt, SALTY BEAR!
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A Steeler Bar in Ocean City Maryland that kicks major ass and has good food and great drinks. Also known for its killer Steeler and Penguin parties.
Dick: Dude, Buxy's Salty Dog was rockin last night.
Stat: Oh really? I wasn't there.
Dick: Ya you know why? Because you suck major balls and are the dumbest person I know for not going to the coolest place in Ocean City.
Stat: I wish I wasn't such a loser and went to Buxy's.
Dick: Lay off the rumplemintz, Stat. Friends don't let friends miss out on good times.
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The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.
My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.
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There are many strategies used in the popular battle royale game Fortnite. One of the most popular and most fun inducing is the salty springs Strat. This strategy will entitle your squad to get the fattest of dubs and the most fun times. The way that this strategy is conducted is you and your team head to the blue house and the popular location in Fortnite, salty springs. Here you will then place pyramids along the floor and edit them in any which way you please this will give you cover in more area for you to shoot your enemies then wait for your enemies to come down and give you some free loot while you go and get that bread.
Yeet the salty springs Strat bois.
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Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!
Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.
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