reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

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self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

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Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.

Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."

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self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

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self propelled sandbag

Derogatory term for Marines or other ground troops.

Sand bags are used to stop bullets. Self propelled sand bags are troops who catch bullets.

Military

That troop of marines is a bunch of self propelled sand bags.

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self-sustaining spam

A type of spam which orders it's readers to spread it around. Commonly found in youtube, stupid kids actually obey what it tells them to do, thus resulting in more spam.

*You will die in 10 days if you do not copy and paste this on 30 other videos by then.

*Copy and paste this if self-sustaining spam was a waste of your time.

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self humor sam

Also known as "SHS"-

A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.

Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.

If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.

Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace

you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!

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