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(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
A person who was a simp but no longer is a simp
Tom is a Ex Simp, good for him
When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably
Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)
Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP