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1: Hey man, how was your night?
2: Pretty good, but i have a bad case of sleep deprivation.
1: Well that sucks. Did you find any good kitten pictures?
when you lie next to someone when they are sleeping and whisper creepy sweet nothings into their ear. helps if you are of the opposite sex
i gave her the best sleep creep she has ever had. she woke up and hit me and then didnt remember it the next day.
When an emo kid, especially one about to become an hero, enters a trance-like state, and begins to build the rage. After the sleep-like state subsides, the emo will begin to raucusly attack those around it in a blind rage. Examples can be found on youtube under "Zack Freaks Out"
Zack Starr is entering emo sleep, better run before he freaks out and shoots us!!!
when one homosexual place his foreskin on anothers, then stretches it over the other penis, causing the image of a sleeping bag.
those to gay guy probaly Sleeping Bag each other.
when you go camping with your best buddy and you wake up with your buddy gone and a condom in your butt.
i beat the crap outta tom when he pulled a sleeping bag on me. it was stuck in my ass for so long
when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)
ho to sleep u damn shrut!
ho to sleep i gotta work at “daminos” and sell my “marinera”!