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An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)
The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.
An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.
AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce
This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.
AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”
A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
not just beautiful, too sexy to be alive
"she's beautiful"
"are you kidding? more like super foxy mega awesome hot
The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?
The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that