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that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
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1. A stubborn, cynical person, especially an employee or colleague who resists efforts to improve. "Nut" is English slang for "head".
2. A tough problem that is hard to solve is a "hard nut to crack".
1. Jim tried everything to improve the audit team's morale, but the hard nuts just labelled him "lame."
2. Until the US economy recovers, unemployment will be a hard nut to crack.
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Any process or activity, specifically a video game, that requires near superhuman levels of co-ordination and skill to advance in and complete.
Yeah, Battletoads and Contra were deadly. But Shinobi for the PS2 was fucking korean hard man.
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Ben: OW! My head hurts so much.
Mike: Maybe you're just hard headed
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hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
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This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...
Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?
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The mysterious lover of the handsome Mr. Gill
-Where is 'ol Bruce tonight?
I don't know...how mysterious.
-Wait....maybe he's with (both pause and look towards the sky)...mikki
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