bitch made player hater

The king of all player haters, steadily wating to pour salt on anyones game.

Man, I was fixing to get all up in your moms snatch, then it got squashed when that bitch made player hater you call dad came home early from work.

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Apex legend players

These people think Battle Royale games are good meaning they must be retarded

Retard 1: play Apex legends with me!
Retard 2: Of course (squeaky)
Random person in voice chat: *gunshot* NO MY BABY DAMN YOU APEX LEGEND PLAYERS

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Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

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SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

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Player Unknown's Battle Grounds

Player Unknown's Battle Grounds (PUBG) is a Battle Royale game developed by PUBG Corporation. The Official Release date was in December 20, 2017. It is a realistic shooter unlike Fortnite which tends to be more cartoonish.

PUBG and Fortnite players always argue that their game is better. PUBG is more realistic. Its player base is mostly more mature individuals. Fortnite's playerbase is usually elementary age students to adults. Fortnite has a less mature playerbase.

A round in PUBG (Player Unknown's Battle Grounds) takes too long.

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cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

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UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!