water goat

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.

a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"

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Goat Money

An party rockin' porno flick of rapidly edited cumshots and grindcore blast beats, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. All performers wear goat masks for the duration of the film in honour of our dark lord, Satan. Directed by the influential duo Hail Satan (experimental composer Luke R. Corrigan of Plush Kitty fame, Ursula Anvil of the Pillow Fight League)the piece stands as a grand accomplishment in the canon of modern cinema.

Asshole #1: "I love that part in Goat Money when the dude shoots his load all over that girl in the goat mask."

Asshole #2: "Oh, you mean EVERY scene."

Asshole #1: "Pfft... yeah probly."

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goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

jake sorenson is a goat neck motherucker who jumps cars and breaks his wrists.

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Goat Skippin

when one person is baked and the other isn't but takes vicoden and they hang out

Big C and Tank were straight Goat Skippin up is the Skee on Tuesday!

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goat music

Music that is so terrible, soo simple, and sooo repetitive, a herd of goats probably played a large role in its production.

That Indian Kathakali show had some epic goat music blaring all over the place with four half-naked dudes beating a drum for two hours.

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sticky goat

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

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Peachy Goat

When you are hanging out usually with a ukulele and/or a hammock.

Dude I was totally hanging out "peachy goat" status yesterday.

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