cierra la boca

means "close your mouth" in spanish

hey papi, cierra la boca

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vamos a la playa

vamos a la playa means lets go to the beach. it is commonly used for no reason.

*shopper in store*
Do you guys sell Plywood?
*salesman*
Vamos a la playa!!




My doctor said I have testicular cancer.

VAMOS A LA PLAYA!

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Portage la Prairie

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.

Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!

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vete a la mierda

The spanish was to say "Fuck off"

Vete a la mierda mofo.

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La Dama Demente

(n.)also known as the Demented Dame, Tawney, or Puerca, she is known for her lack of morals and fiendish interest in sex and violence.

There goes La Dama Demente. What a cunt!

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Hasta La Madre

A spanish phrase used to tell someone that you are very tired of something or somebody.

Estoy Hasta La Madre contigo, Vete a diablo.
(I am fed up with you, Go to Hell.)

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chanter la pomme

This is an expression used in Quebec, Canada. It means "to flirt" (with someone).

Ben, je t'ai vu avec elle hier soir au bar en train de chanter la pomme.

Rough Translation: I saw you with her last night at the bar in the middle of a huge flirting session.

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