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surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017


Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019


Puffco Peak Pro

Puffco peak pro is a device used to do the vaping

Puffco peak pro

by angiesboutique July 28, 2023


quid pro quo

Where two or more people receive an equal-size measure of baccy-chew.

I can respect nicotine-wad-chomping buddies' wanting to "share and share alike" by practicing quid pro quo, but surely there are less disgusting --- not to mention less hazardous to your health --- ways to display fairness of mind???

by QuacksO April 20, 2019


quid pro quo

this for that; tit for tat (obsolete, but still used by older people); "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"; usually used in legal exchanges with attorneys each giving something to settle a case.

The "quid pro quo" in the divorce was that the wife would get the house and the husband would get the cottage on the lake.

by Ellery Queen II November 29, 2019


quid pro quo

somethin Donald trump has be he says he doesnt and is gettin impeached because of it because hes a assbitch that will go to hell.

quid pro quo

by watsupyall November 22, 2019


Le Pro Francais

One of the best YouTubers, he makes livestreams and plays fortnite, as well as other member only streams. So it really is a benifit to pay £0.99 to get almost daily streams. It is a good way to escape boredom and he usually answers every single chat question.

“Hey man, did you watch Le Pro Francais’ stream the other day, it was awesome

“Yeah, I watched it, did you see the clip. It was unbelievable.”

by RealGreenLimeFN May 24, 2022