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The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge
Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.
Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
When you put a beef stick in a girls pussy and she pushes it out with a queef.
Yeah baby you know I love the tangy flavor of that queef stick
When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch
"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."
A stanky queef someone did. awww shit that smells nigggggaaa
Holy shit sally damn that was a fuckin stank queef
A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.