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A fleshy piece of skin removed from one's penis upon circumcision. Usually worn on a chain around one's neck, symbolizing coolness off the heezy fo' shizzle.
"Yo dog, dat 98,127,364 Carat o-ring is da shit fo shizzle. WERD!"
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A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.
Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10
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When you rub pre-cum on a chicks labials right before you cum
A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.
Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.
The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!
- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.
A condition of the anus encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. Generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. Condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the anus will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. Recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.
After consuming an entire can of Original Juan Spicy Trail Mix, Leroy experienced a firey ass explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a Cayenne Fire Ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his ass crack.
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a perpetual ring of simultaneous rape, where participants are forced to feast on curry and laxatives no more than 8 hours prior to a circle of justice.
ten men are charged for murder, their punishment is to participate in a ring of fire, which consists of the convicted being force fed laxatives and hot curry before participating in a circle of justice
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