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United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica
"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"
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The magical land you visit when you are high or when you have so much sex all your limbs are numb
Jessica: Where have you been Tim?
Tim: I have been in The Land of Nar-Nar
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Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.
Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!
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A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:
Man: "Have you got land?"
Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
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Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
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The very land of Iowa.
It is rich in it's Yee Hawness.
Raine: Yee Haw, Brodie!
Brodie: I doNT LivE iN teXas
Yee Haw Landdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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