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When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.
Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.
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If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
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When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.
Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.
John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!
Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.
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when you're so turned on that your penis will do anything for some pussy or some ass.
"man look at that girl! she's giving me a Hungry Penis."
"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"
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A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
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A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.
Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?
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An extra flap of skin hanging off of the penis possibly containing puss.
Scott has a penis-sack.
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