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A proposed border wall between Mexico and the U.S. which depending upon your political orientation will either save or utterly destroy America as we know it when in reality it will be a source for protest and more insanity between political parties.
Republican: Wow Trump’s Wall will solve our immigration problem!
Liberal: Are you insane? That’s not how most immigrants get into the U.S.!
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The fancy wall décor one receives after completing college, being inducted into greek fraternities/sororities/societies, or garnering an award for some academic achievement. Also, a convenient way to annoy bosses with less education than you by making them feel inferior each time they enter your office.
Co-worker 1: Hey, check out my wall bling. It has scrollwork!
Co-worker 2: Dude, that is sweet. My wall bling’s embossed.
Boss *looking into office*: And you two are??
Co-worker 1: Discussing the coefficient matrix of procedure 324.16A and how it relates to the efficiency of extradition with regards to our overseas competitors and the fabrication of onerous equivalents.
Co-worker 2: Exactly. We think it may be advantageous to consider the premature loading of toroidal olykoeks and perhaps finish it with a decocotion of aromatics.
Boss *looking bewildered*: Ahem, carry on.
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When the President throws his lunch from Micky D’s against the wall after a trumpertanturm.
“That Cassidy is a class act, she actually helped to clean off the blood on the walls”
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When somebody goes on a rant using their facebook status. Applicable to things such as twitter as well.
Jenny ****: every person has there day and your number is gonna be up soon believe you me
(See 5 posts saying the same thing about someone being fucking pissed at someone and using their facebook to express it)
Usage: Oh crap, Jenny's gone on a wall path at someone again.
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the coolest chick around, has too many friends, and is very sexy! she will always rock your world and has all the boys running after her! better watch out cuz she's coming and she is the biggest sensation the world has ever witnessed!
she's such a lexie wall!!!
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Larry is the right wall of your own room , you talk to him in the cold lonely nights when the corpses stoped whispering whispering white lies in your ear.
He often has eyes on the entire wall's surface .
Parents : *enters room* who are you talking to?
Me: my only friend larry he is a wall!
Parents: you should really go outside you're being delusiona-..
Larry the wall: Ok so , i had those kids in my basement they were screaming "beat me beat m-.."
Parents: *shuts door*
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