turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar!

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turd gen

camaro made from 82-92, usually picked on by 4th gen owners

ha that turd gen sucks ass

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turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

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crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

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turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

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Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

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Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

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