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ugly girl cry

Ugly girl cry is usually when a female (or male) is so distraught that they cry in a ridiculously ugly fashion. Ei. Mouth open, snot everywhere, weird choking sob noises.

Sasha: Jason broke up with me-e-e-e..
Julie: Woah calm down on the ugly girl cry.

by Sashainteus March 12, 2014

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Slap a dick ugly

So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.

God dam she is slap a dick ugly

by Big ball man December 31, 2021

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you ugly pineapple

It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean

Barry: Ur mom gay
You: You ugly pineapple
Barry: DEATH

by Ugly Pineapple May 1, 2018

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New Year's Ugly

When, on the event of New Year's.... you sleep with something so damn ugly, that the only way you can ever talk about the event is by saying she was "New Year's Ugly" hoping to any damn god out there that none of your friends know what it means. Also, "New Year's Ugly" girls are known to royally bleed all over your damn sheets so that you can't deny that you slept with them..... Maybe... the worst way ever to bring in a New Year..... Sleeping with a New Year's Ugly will make you count the next 364 days in hopes to making it better next time.

New Year's Ugly

by The world's best wingman ever January 9, 2011

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mint in the box ugly

Someone so un-attractive that no matter what they do, there will always be ugly

Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?

Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly

by poofu's gal August 20, 2007

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butt ugly martians

probably teh b3st show evr made y did they cancil it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!1

bum shud still be 0n the aiR

by buttuglyothered the man October 23, 2003

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The Ugly Duckling Effect

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.

"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule

by GRMCE March 27, 2012

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