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A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.
*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
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An online dictionary for functional modern morons.
You are looking at the Urban Dictionary. It's right in front of you.
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I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.
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1. Going beyond the bounds of "emo" and "metro", urban emo is defined by being conscious of the sensitive side of a person, but not entirely emo, as well as being fashionable and understanding of the self-conscious physical attributes of hte person.
The urban emo man dressed very attractively and was very suceptible musical influences to change his mood.
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Urban Bushcraft. The description of the art of survival tactics in the Urban Enviroment. Simillar to survival tactics in the wilderness or in nature.
Examples of Urban Bushcraft being- Piercing the yolk of an egg with a needle, matchstick e.t.c before microwaving it to ensure it dosent explode during cooking. Stuffing crumpled Newspaper under your clothes if you are forced to sleep without shelter and turning a Pringles Tube into a rudimentary pipe in the absence of cigerrette rolling papers.
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1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.
Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir
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the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.
"Stanky Leg" is Word of the Day? My God, it's an urban recession!
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