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The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.
Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.
When a girl hasn’t fucked Someone yet but sucked a dick
Are you a virgin?
Does losing my mouth virginity count
the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off
hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously
someone who has never had a hickey
unlike you i’m a hickey virgin
See tattoo virgin
Person who doesn't have a tattoo.
A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.
With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!