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Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.
Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.
Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"
A person who has the capacity to look something up, but chooses to ask Why.
Person A: The sky is blue?
Person on their phone: why is the sky blue?
Person A: Don't be a Why-bird and Google A.I. search for the answer.