Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy
girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!
A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.
Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.
Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.
When your on your girlfriends leash
Think aa will hang with us tonight? Na man that buhl is wifed
When your wife does not let you go anywere.
Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed