Night Bus Friend

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running

"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."

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bu ugg

Short for "Butt Ugly"

Eliot Spitzer is bu ugg, he needed to pay big for the hookas.

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double bus

v. when a weekend or limited bus schedule forces you to take two buses to complete your commute.

can be expanded upon triple bus ect.

This weekend transit schedule is so slow, and I already have to double bus it home as it is.

No REXs on weekends, man I have to double bus it to Busch for the game.

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school bus

When you punch a female in the snatch.

Did you see how hard Bob school buses Courtney's snatch?

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bus master

One who drives a bus. Any kind of bus. Including the short kind. But then that's a Shortbus Master.

Does anger the Bus Master or she'll kick you to the curb.

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The Bus Problem

More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome

Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"

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bu oh

Another word used for the butthole

Rachel likes to get fucked in the bu oh

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