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a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement, when they really sound corny; used as a noun & usually self serving but can also be interpreted as such from a completely unintentionally arrogant statement
Example:
Rue: I can’t get clean. I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.
When you have chlamydia and you have sex with someone who also have chlamydia and you get the power clap
When you pine three different partners in less than 24 hours
I got a clap trick yesterday with Ella, Julie, and Ana
To walk up to someone and slap them especially when they are at home.
you seem like a nice guy, don't make me clap you a visit.
A request during sex for a male to take his hands and slap them on either side of a females buttock cheeks, resulting in the cheeks going torwards eachother and hit eachother and go back away from eachother torwards each of the males hands. Usually this is done each hand at a time ore both hands at the same time resulting in a clap sound. When she says this phrase, she wamts him to do it I over and over again really fast to where it feels like they are leaving earth and going away.
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm
I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey