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uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent
"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"
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The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!
Jim: What?
Alexis: *Farts*
Jim: WTF was that?
Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
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when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer
Tom- You better leave
Bee Bop Magoo- why
Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart
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The gaseous output of smelly substance from the end of the Elementary Canal aimed at a particular person or thing, usually for a revenge.
The range greatly depends on the meals eaten and the scale of revenge the person wants to take. Usually does no physical harm, but often causes false odour and uneasiness in the surroundings.
Jim: Hey! what are you upto?
Jack: Just avoiding your girlfriend, you know, we haven't met after break up.
Jim (to Jill): (In rage) He'll pay for his deads!!
-after half an hour-
-Jim crosses Jack from front and explodes his weapon secretly-
Jill: Man! you just sent an Eagle fart to Jack!!
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Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.
Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.
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the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion
Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
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A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.
Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!
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