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To have the tip of your finger sliced off
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
“Where do I hang my towel”
Person #2
“Just Johnnie it into the washing basket”
Johnnie is a very pretty girl who loves to play sports. She has amazing friends and an amazing boyfriend. She usually fan girls over boys She can get annoying sometimes but at the end you still lover her.
Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.
Shut up Johnnie.
This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.