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A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy
'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'
When a girl who isn’t wearing a bra, slowly lifts her top and also lifts her breasts to the maximum height. Then let’s them fall out of her top to the enjoyment of the on looker.
I saw an amazing puppy drop today. 17 times
Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...
"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."
AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up
You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her
Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat
Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter
How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy face
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”