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A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.
Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
A natural cure for depression without chemicals in the form of tiny dogs.
Aww! Puppies.
A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!
Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.
a hoe, a person that runs from person to person, loving and licking on everyone.
don't trust a word he says. that boy is such a puppy
A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed
Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her