Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

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taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.

hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!

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Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it

I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me

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Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

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Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.

Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?

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shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

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