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Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
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1) phrase meaning, "I challenge you to a streetfight," usually accompanied by the challenger assuming a fighting stance
2) phrase accepting such a challenge to a streetfight
"I'm sick of you insulting my mamma! It's go time, you punk ass bitch!"
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to ride the crimson river
nuff sed, but gotta make example longer
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Being so consistently late that you create your own timezone.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.
Why is he so late? Because it's Mitch Time.
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descibing something which is awesome, fantastic, one of the best ever!!
The first Christmas I am spending with Kelly will be all-time!!
The day my baby boy was born was all-time!
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the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.
Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.
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Any act involving a penis penetrating a female whether it be in the vagina, mouth, ass, or whatever kind of fucked up places your penis penetrates. Penis time, generally refers to one night stands, but can be used any time when describing your magical night to your friends or while tweeting about it at work or school.
Dood, i totally jus made penis time with that bitch! :D
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