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His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.
I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.
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An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck
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When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
Another term for when you cross the line
When someone has took it too far
"You need to get back in your truck and reverse'
Or
When someone over steps there boundaries
"Get back in your truck and reverse"
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A Fair Banks firetruck is when the a guy fucks a girl soooooooooooooo hard his dick turns beat red like a firetruck and steams.
omg i did her soo hard i had a fair banks fire truck
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a guy with plenty to eat, lots of gifts and more pumps than you can count
girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
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when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time
medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky