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Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024


Alpha Stage

Figuring it out as you go! It's that early phase where things are new, messy, and constantly changing. Like learning a new skill, building something with Lego, or planning a big trip, you're experimenting, making adjustments, and seeing what sticks.

Examples:

"My new cooking project is definitely in the alpha stage right now. It's a bit of a disaster, but I'm learning a lot!"

"We're launching a new marketing campaign next month, but it's still in the alpha stage. We're testing different elements and tweaking things as we go."

"My morning routine is in the alpha stage. I'm trying out different apps and habits to see what works best for me."

by Cinemaman2 February 17, 2024


Alpha Stage

a phrase used to describe the first stages of a creative or developmental process, during which novel concepts are explored, experiments are conducted, and the project is still in its early stages of development. It represents an alpha-level exploration phase where testing new ideas, pushing limits, and setting the groundwork for later phases of development are the main priorities. The alphastage is a dynamic and adaptable phase that encourages risk-taking, inventiveness, and the search for novel solutions.

Person 1: "Hey, I've been working on that new software project. I'm not sure where to start."

Person 2: "Why not begin with the alpha stage? Just throw in your most creative ideas without worrying too much about perfection. We can refine things later in the development process."

by Louloulon January 6, 2024


Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone

diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male

by jimenexx- April 21, 2022


alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.

Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."

by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 20, 2022


Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.

Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”

by Alpha#0 November 21, 2020


alpha male

the most dominant person in the group who leads the rest of the boys

"you're the most alpha male out of all of us"

by Friendio1 July 27, 2020